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15.06.2025 15:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

This Powerful Airplane Engine Has Been Around For Over 70 Years & Is Still Used Today - SlashGear

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Just Forget it!

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

No go.

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

How will the 2026 delimitation affect India as a whole keeping the new count of 888 seats in mind (not the current 543)? I’m looking for genuine answers with facts and not rhetoric. I will only listen to answers and not reply to any of them.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to