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15.06.2025 15:40

Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
This Powerful Airplane Engine Has Been Around For Over 70 Years & Is Still Used Today - SlashGear
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Just Forget it!
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to